Only once, a VERY long time ago, was I ever masked and tied up for fun.  That’s one story I’m totally not going into the details on, but let me just say, I ONLY do the tying up now.  Never again.  I think also being slightly jaded and paranoid, I look for the real agenda behind anyone from personal friends to public figures alike.  I find very rarely are people straight forward.  The ones I find that are, I keep!  I trust them and I enjoy their company.  There is no pretense.  They tell it like it is.

I mentioned earlier in the week I’ve been reading everything I could get my hands on concerning Israel and the Palestinians seeking statehood.  And then, one of my favorite bloggers published a piece yesterday that I thought was perfect.  One of the reasons I like him so much is that straight forward no BS attitude.  He talks about the ridiculousness behind the quest for a Palestinian state.

And how Israel came to have its current borders and the one point I wanted everyone to know was how completely indefensible the borders of Israel would be if the Palestinian state was created.  Not to mention how completely unsustainable it would be.  And Israel would cease to exist.

Please take time to read it.  It’s very informative and every thing I could have wanted to say, but without the sex.

The Palestinians demand a state…and I want a pony

This morning I was listening to a radio show called Daybreak with Trey Radel in Florida and he interviewed Rep. Connie Mack.  It was such a great interview.  Again, because Connie Mack doesn’t wear a mask.  He is very transparent.  That makes me trust someone more.

Rep. Mack commented how these speeches Obama is giving is a mask for “Candidate Obama” not “President Obama”.   He also mentioned how the president is full of words, but amiss with the action.  He said a couple of years ago the President gave a speech mentioning the Free Trade Agreement and dealing with the Capital Gains Tax fiasco.  Rep. Mack called Rahm Emanuel, the President’s Chief of Staff at the time and said, “I think working on the Free Trade Agreement is great.  I’d love to get on board with the President and help.”  And according to Rep. Mack, Rahm replies, “oh well, we aren’t working on that.”  Connie Mack was confused and mentioned how the President had just spoken about it in his speech.  And Rahm reiterates how they weren’t working on it.  So Connie Mack volunteers his time and effort for the Capital Gains Tax reforming.  Again, they weren’t working on it.

It was all fluff.  The President says all sorts of things.  All sorts of promises and frilly words but absolutely no action.  Connie also mentioned the “definition of insanity.”  You know, doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.  Regardless of how the president masks it, his actions are what currently speak a lot louder than his “hope and change” campaign rhetoric.  Which has now morphed into “Do it now. Trust me!” But first let me put this mask over your eyes.  I don’t think so.

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Have you ever had to deal with a tease?  It can be fun, for a while.  You keep thinking you’re going to “get something” but then you don’t. Then they throw another little breadcrumb out there.  Just a morsel.  Enough to make your mouth water and again, you respond.  You try a little more, and then nothing.  But the “promise” of something is still there.

For awhile it’s sort of exciting.  Titillating is the perfect word.  As the anticipation builds the foreplay is quite the enjoyable ride.  Until, nothing happens.  And yes! Men can be quite the teases as well.  But not just sexually.

After time, you get freaking sick of it.  You eventually could give a rat’s ass really.  Go find someone else to tease. And you slam the door.  But a long drawn out episode can end up flip-flopping and turning you completely against the person.

There’s a balance to be found.  Too soon, you’re easy.  Too late, you’re a tease.  And it gets to that point where something HAS to happen.  It’s either moving forward or it’s not.  But either way action must be taken.

Sarah Palin mentioned in an interview she may still indeed be running for President.  On the Fox News show the Five, they called it a long tease.  Yes indeed it is.  If Sarah is in, then dammit, get in.  But if she is not, stop lifting your skirt and lowering your shirt.  I’m still failing to see the strategy behind waiting so long if she’s going to run. I’ve blogged on this before even.  It’s the same tease going on now!

It will have a completely adverse effect if she waits too long and finally enters the race.

On the 5, Greg Gutfeld compared it perfectly to the show “Friends”, when Ross and Rachel would almost get together and then it wouldn’t happen.  They would get so close to giving us the satisfaction and at the last minute yank it away. By the time it finally did happen, Greg said he could care less.

And it’s true.  After a while when you don’t get the things you want and need, you eventuallywalk away.  You have to, your energy is better focused elsewhere.

Sarah Palin needs desperately to understand that if there is a chance she is running, then stop teasing and do it now! (I know, I sound like Obama)  But all these supporters will walk away from her and she will be wasting her time and ours.

It also made me think of Iran teasing us all this time with our two Americans who until today were being held in a prison for spying.  First of all, thank God they are free.  I can’t imagine having been a family member of theirs and getting so close only to have it go away time after time.

From Oman today, they spoke for the very first time as free men after 782 days of being held by the Iranians.  Welcome back Shane Bauer and Josh Fattal.  I’m happy Iran stopped teasing and finally went all the way.

Just like it’s no secret I love sex, it’s also no secret how much I love Fox News who is celebrating 15 years on the air.  In honor of their anniversary and to highlight the Republican debate this evening hosted by Fox News and Google here are a few S&F (Sex and Fox)  facts as only Dirty Sex and Politics can present it.

Fox Fact – Gretchen Carlson from Fox & Friends is a gifted violinist.  And one of her childhood nannies was Michele Bachmann according to Wikipedia. So who knows if it’s really true. She was her class valedictorian and Miss America in 1989. Gee, do something with your life already.

Sex Fact – Semen contains Zinc and Calcium both of which prevent tooth decay. (Just to help you guys in your quest for convincing her to let you shoot in her mouth.

Fox Fact – Roger Ailes is the President of Fox News Channel. He once worked with Richard Nixon’s campaign aiding in his television appearances.

Sex Fact – The vibrator is stated to have been created as a medicinal treatment for hysteria in women. No shit.  The Museum of Sex in Manhatten says so.

Fox Fact – Bill O’Reilly is 6 ft 4 in.  When he was at Boston University, one of his classmates was Howard Stern, who is 6 ft 5 in.  (If you must know.)

Sex Fact – If you have 30 minutes of active sex you burn about 200 calories.  I’d like the 600 calorie version please.  Plus you burn 26 calories just for kissing for a minute.  Again, helping you out. Tell your lover it’s good for her/him! And remind them that semen only has about 5 calories per teaspoon. Again, just trying to help.

Fox Fact – Sean Hannity didn’t graduate college but has gone on to publish 3 best selling books, hosted his successful radio show since 2001 among many other accolades and awards. His maternal grandparents are from Ireland. A great American in my opinion.

Sex Fact – According to Listverse, “studies have shown that men who looked at porn of two men and one woman produced more sperm than those who looked at just women. Scientists speculate that seeing competition makes men step up their baby-making capacities.” This one doesn’t really surprise me all that much you dogs.

Fox Fact – Megyn Kelly has a law degree from Albany Law School and practiced law for 9 years before going in to journalism.  And she’s 40. That rocks.  Kimberly Guilfoyle also has a law degree and modeled for Macy’s print catalogs before graduating.

Sex Fact – According to a Fox News article online, Jenny Block reports “If getting down involves being tied up, the man is most often the one bound.” See, just like I said two days ago in my blog.  I’m not getting tied, I’m ONLY doing the tying now!

Fox Fact – Fox News is still the number one rated Cable News Network.

Sex Fact –  White women are the most likely to engage in anal sex, particularly if they also have a college degree. Hahahaha! I actually don’t even know what to say about that.  I’m telling you, A LOT more girls like it than you think.

And to wrap it up with more useless knowledge that you will oddly remember much longer than any of the really important stuff, 85% of women are very satisfied with their partner’s penis size.  See nothing to worry about.

Speaking of satisfaction, thanks Fox News for a very satisfying 15 years.  Looking forward to many more.

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