Obama continues his PMS tour of speeches this week by attacking an entire Branch of Government on Monday and then slamming my blue-eyed sexy muse of a Congressman, Paul Ryan and his budget on Tuesday. And I’ve been away from the news today, but I’m still certain someone still got raked over the coals.
Oh my God I love a man that gets things done. You know like, oh I don’t know, say, BUDGETS!! WaPo, who drives me NUTS, published a video showing Paul Ryan LAUGHING in the face of Tyranny. Ok, laughing off Obama’s budget criticism. Oh my God, I love a man that can laugh off Scary Barry!! (See, I stole it and used it @Dehneh1 and I will pay no royalties, maniacal laugher here.)
Obama called the budget a “Trojan Horse.” First of all, COME ON MR. PRESIDENT! At least make me work for it just a little bit. You don’t really have to set me up that good. Really. I good at this and somehow I can turn anything in Politics into some sort of sexual innuendo. I consider this a gift.
And it’s a Trojan all right, but the real live latex kind that is trying to protect us all! They criticize that it will be the death of Medicare. News flash morons, Medicare is going to collapse if you don’t do something about it. And social security and who the hell knows what else. And if you don’t like it fine, it’s a lump of clay, so mold it and fix it and then pass it. We are over three years without the DEMOCRATIC SENATE passing a budget. And if they don’t like it, do they offer any kind of option? It’s rhetorical but feel free to shout out HELL NO!!!
Of course Obama doesn’t appreciate any deep cuts to entitlement programs. It’s his voter base. Ticklish, one of my awesome readers, made a great comment a couple of days ago and said “If you have a pie cut in four slices and the person in charge says, Do a certain chore and you get a slice! Or, you can not do a chore and get a slice too! Of course, nobody will bother doing a chore. The other problem with the whole “fair share” thing is that only makes sense if whatever is being divided belongs to everyone involved. Yes, if the pie belongs to all of us, it should be divided equally. But the pie doesn’t belong to all of us. It belongs to the pie owner. And it’s up to the pie owner what to do with the pie. He can eat it himself. He can give it away if he feels like it. He can sell it whole. Or he can sell slices. But it sure as hell doesn’t have to be divided equally between everyone it doesn’t belong to.”
He also called us radical, again, yawn. Then said it is “thinly veiled social Darwinism”. My immediate response to this was, “I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT AM I?”
Are you flipping kidding me? (Aren’t you proud of me? I’m trying to give up saying the word fuck because it’s my favorite word and makes me laugh but most don’t get that. I’m gettin’ there!)
Social Darwinism is going to be the new Leftist term. Get ready for it, because we are going to hear a lot about it. Wikipedia, which I usually like to avoid because I think a lot of it is written by college age drunk guys, define Social Darwinsim as the “notions of struggle for existence being used to justify social policies which make no distinction between those able to support themselves and those unable to support themselves.”
The President said, “It’s antithetical to our entire history as a land of opportunity and upward mobility for everyone who’s willing to work for it — a place where prosperity doesn’t trickle down from the top, but grows outward from the heart of the middle class, gutting the very things we need to grow an economy that’s built to last — education and training; research and development — it’s a prescription for decline.”
I swear to God he really said that. How the HELL is anyone going to even have a chance at upward mobility if he keeps killing business and the economy. Don’t give me the crap that the economy is getting better. It’s NOT! Just last week Bernanke even made comments on how “fragile” the jobs market was. And that it was “out of sync” whatever the hell that means, with the economy.
Any time Obama opens his mouth on anything to do with the economy is an iPhone picture-taking moment so you can laugh about it the rest of the day. He has increased our debt to almost ALL of the previous Presidents…wait for it….COMBINED!! BOOM!
With all due respect, SHUT YOUR MOUTH. Obama’s economic policies is our National cyanide. It’s killing us.
And I know, Paul Ryan. You frequently ask me, really? It’s the kind of Adrian Brody sexy. Not particularly Cary Grant, but the confidence, like laying Halle Barry back and planting one straight on her mouth (Brody, not Ryan) Ahhhh.
And the eyes. Dear holy God the eyes. Yes, I’m stopping now. I need a cold shower anyway!