Just like it’s no secret I love sex, it’s also no secret how much I love Fox News who is celebrating 15 years on the air. In honor of their anniversary and to highlight the Republican debate this evening hosted by Fox News and Google here are a few S&F (Sex and Fox) facts as only Dirty Sex and Politics can present it.
Fox Fact – Gretchen Carlson from Fox & Friends is a gifted violinist. And one of her childhood nannies was Michele Bachmann according to Wikipedia. So who knows if it’s really true. She was her class valedictorian and Miss America in 1989. Gee, do something with your life already.
Sex Fact – Semen contains Zinc and Calcium both of which prevent tooth decay. (Just to help you guys in your quest for convincing her to let you shoot in her mouth.
Fox Fact – Roger Ailes is the President of Fox News Channel. He once worked with Richard Nixon’s campaign aiding in his television appearances.
Sex Fact – The vibrator is stated to have been created as a medicinal treatment for hysteria in women. No shit. The Museum of Sex in Manhatten says so.
Fox Fact – Bill O’Reilly is 6 ft 4 in. When he was at Boston University, one of his classmates was Howard Stern, who is 6 ft 5 in. (If you must know.)
Sex Fact – If you have 30 minutes of active sex you burn about 200 calories. I’d like the 600 calorie version please. Plus you burn 26 calories just for kissing for a minute. Again, helping you out. Tell your lover it’s good for her/him! And remind them that semen only has about 5 calories per teaspoon. Again, just trying to help.
Fox Fact – Sean Hannity didn’t graduate college but has gone on to publish 3 best selling books, hosted his successful radio show since 2001 among many other accolades and awards. His maternal grandparents are from Ireland. A great American in my opinion.
Sex Fact – According to Listverse, “studies have shown that men who looked at porn of two men and one woman produced more sperm than those who looked at just women. Scientists speculate that seeing competition makes men step up their baby-making capacities.” This one doesn’t really surprise me all that much you dogs.
Fox Fact – Megyn Kelly has a law degree from Albany Law School and practiced law for 9 years before going in to journalism. And she’s 40. That rocks. Kimberly Guilfoyle also has a law degree and modeled for Macy’s print catalogs before graduating.
Sex Fact – According to a Fox News article online, Jenny Block reports “If getting down involves being tied up, the man is most often the one bound.” See, just like I said two days ago in my blog. I’m not getting tied, I’m ONLY doing the tying now!
Fox Fact – Fox News is still the number one rated Cable News Network.
Sex Fact – White women are the most likely to engage in anal sex, particularly if they also have a college degree. Hahahaha! I actually don’t even know what to say about that. I’m telling you, A LOT more girls like it than you think.
And to wrap it up with more useless knowledge that you will oddly remember much longer than any of the really important stuff, 85% of women are very satisfied with their partner’s penis size. See nothing to worry about.
Speaking of satisfaction, thanks Fox News for a very satisfying 15 years. Looking forward to many more.