Brilliant I tell ya, a brilliant match.

This past week a study sponsored by was released entitled “Singles in America” in which 6000 singles participated in a survey covering their sexual habits, dating life, political beliefs and more.  It was in association with a biological anthropologist, Dr. Helen Fisher; sex and relationship therapist, Dr. Laura Berman; evolutionary biologist with The Kinsey Institute at Indiana University, Dr. Justin R. Garcia; and the Institute for Evolutionary Studies (EvoS) at Binghamton University.

The Daily Beast was given an exclusive to all the horny details and they reported, ”More than half of those who identified as conservative Republicans said they reached climax almost every time they had sex, compared with just 40 percent of liberal Democrats.”  

YES!!! I knew it. See, what have I been telling you people?  That nice Republican girl sitting in the corner of the bar wearing a high-collar shirt and a lovely set of pearls is hoping to get her freak on.   It’s always the quiet ones.

They also report Republicans have less but better sex.   Ok, I can live with that one.  I’d much rather have no sex than bad sex.  There are ways to get through those times.  They mention as well, “A full 50 percent of women say that “bad sex” would be a deal-breaker in a relationship, compared with just 44 percent of men.”  Well, that’s just shocking.

Sadly, the study also shows, ”Fidelity is regarded as a more important quality in the U.S. president than in a partner. 62% of men and 80% of women say that sexual fidelity in a relationship is a “must have.” But almost 9 out of 10 respondents believe there are “no acceptable excuses” for infidelity by a political candidate (87% of men and 91% of women).”

I say sadly, because we hold our politicians to a much higher standard than to ourselves.  I vote for no infidelity for anybody.  There, that’s fixed.

As far as looking for a real live partner in crime, “Republican and Democratic singles seek dramatically different traits in a partner. Liberal Democrats are more likely to search for someone with a sense of humor, similar lifestyle to their own, a sense of independence and someone whom they consider to be their equal. Republicans really are conservative when it comes to choosing a partner; they’re searching for someone with the same background and political party as their own who is interested in marriage.”


Hey, I take issue with that one. Humor is numero uno on my list every time.

I would just like conclude this post with an in-depth summary of my views on the matter.


I wonder if that survey covered anything about Republicans being very competitive and sometimes immature.  Doesn’t matter, we win.

Several of my girlfriends are dating much younger men.  One is in her early 30′s and is dating a man in his mid 20′s.  She’s the one with the higher sex drive. Do I think he has already peaked and on the decline, um NO!

I think it’s more about ebb and flow. (Unless you are cursed. Amen Poli?)

There are different seasons to life.  And to politics.  To quote Heidi Klum, “one day you’re in, the next day you’re out.”  Just ask Rick Perry. (ouch)

I know, I’m all philosophical this morning.  As it turned out, I worked so much over the weekend I was unable to write. (And no, it didn’t involve a pole.)  I’m always much “deeper” when I haven’t had time to purge.

I’ve always been interested in trends.  Not trends like Occupy Wall Street or Lindsay Lohan, but business and world-changing trends.

Over the weekend Brit Hume laid some heavy criticism of Herman “the Godfather” Cain.  Because of some recent “missteps” and what I like to refer to as a “missing verbal filter”, Hume believes Cain’s time of peaking is now going to decline.

Have you noticed with all of the candidates with the exception of Huntsman or Santorum, they have peaked, sometimes only slightly and gone away.  Michele Bachmann’s New Hampshire staff all quit at the end of last week.  She’s peaked, she’s done.  Does she know this?

Ron Paul always seems to be peaking with his very loyal following.  Does he take any blue pills for that or is it his sensical approach to politics and government.

But Herman Cain has been surging in the polls of recent in a desperate attempt for Republicans to find “anyone other than Romney.”

Last week in during one of his radio programs, Rush Limbaugh posed the question, “Do the Republican front-runners PURPOSEFULLY try to blow it?”  It seems like at a time when you would want to be more careful than ever, they do small stupid things that change the direction of the wind.

Cain had difficulty this past week with his views of abortion.  He stated it ought to be a person’s choice but also he stated it was illegal.  And I believe I also heard he sent out an email to his database saying “I’m pro-life, end of debate.”  Or something to the effect.

On “Meet the Press” this past Sunday, New York Times columnist David Brooks stated he felt “Romney is the only plausible choice.”  He also compared him to a Stepford Wife.  Which personally I think is dead on.

Poor Romney.  It’s like, “well none of the hot guys that I like are available so I guess I’ll just fuck you. You are all that’s left in the bar and I’m drunk and horny!” Gee, it’s got to make him feel special huh?

Before anyone gets up in arms, I have no idea what is going to happen.  I still really like Herman Cain.  I still really don’t like Mitt Romney.  I still like things that Ron Paul and Newt say(who names their kid Newt?).  But more than anything, I’m worried about our country.  I’m worried, truly about our freedoms.  I want our Constitution to peak, and stay there.  I’m tired of losing freedoms.

And we should be worried.  Even the founding fathers looked ahead at the importance of events occurring right now.

In a letter to Abigail Adams, John Adams wrote,  ” a Constitution of Government once changed from Freedom, can never be restored. Liberty, once lost, is lost forever.”

I think this is unlike any time in the history of our country.  And it’s time to be hot and bothered by it all.  We are the people to fight and protect it.  Because I’m very afraid, once “it’s” gone, it’s gone forever.

Happy Monday All!


Have you ever had to deal with a tease?  It can be fun, for a while.  You keep thinking you’re going to “get something” but then you don’t. Then they throw another little breadcrumb out there.  Just a morsel.  Enough to make your mouth water and again, you respond.  You try a little more, and then nothing.  But the “promise” of something is still there.

For awhile it’s sort of exciting.  Titillating is the perfect word.  As the anticipation builds the foreplay is quite the enjoyable ride.  Until, nothing happens.  And yes! Men can be quite the teases as well.  But not just sexually.

After time, you get freaking sick of it.  You eventually could give a rat’s ass really.  Go find someone else to tease. And you slam the door.  But a long drawn out episode can end up flip-flopping and turning you completely against the person.

There’s a balance to be found.  Too soon, you’re easy.  Too late, you’re a tease.  And it gets to that point where something HAS to happen.  It’s either moving forward or it’s not.  But either way action must be taken.

Sarah Palin mentioned in an interview she may still indeed be running for President.  On the Fox News show the Five, they called it a long tease.  Yes indeed it is.  If Sarah is in, then dammit, get in.  But if she is not, stop lifting your skirt and lowering your shirt.  I’m still failing to see the strategy behind waiting so long if she’s going to run. I’ve blogged on this before even.  It’s the same tease going on now!

It will have a completely adverse effect if she waits too long and finally enters the race.

On the 5, Greg Gutfeld compared it perfectly to the show “Friends”, when Ross and Rachel would almost get together and then it wouldn’t happen.  They would get so close to giving us the satisfaction and at the last minute yank it away. By the time it finally did happen, Greg said he could care less.

And it’s true.  After a while when you don’t get the things you want and need, you eventuallywalk away.  You have to, your energy is better focused elsewhere.

Sarah Palin needs desperately to understand that if there is a chance she is running, then stop teasing and do it now! (I know, I sound like Obama)  But all these supporters will walk away from her and she will be wasting her time and ours.

It also made me think of Iran teasing us all this time with our two Americans who until today were being held in a prison for spying.  First of all, thank God they are free.  I can’t imagine having been a family member of theirs and getting so close only to have it go away time after time.

From Oman today, they spoke for the very first time as free men after 782 days of being held by the Iranians.  Welcome back Shane Bauer and Josh Fattal.  I’m happy Iran stopped teasing and finally went all the way.

Just like it’s no secret I love sex, it’s also no secret how much I love Fox News who is celebrating 15 years on the air.  In honor of their anniversary and to highlight the Republican debate this evening hosted by Fox News and Google here are a few S&F (Sex and Fox)  facts as only Dirty Sex and Politics can present it.

Fox Fact – Gretchen Carlson from Fox & Friends is a gifted violinist.  And one of her childhood nannies was Michele Bachmann according to Wikipedia. So who knows if it’s really true. She was her class valedictorian and Miss America in 1989. Gee, do something with your life already.

Sex Fact – Semen contains Zinc and Calcium both of which prevent tooth decay. (Just to help you guys in your quest for convincing her to let you shoot in her mouth.

Fox Fact – Roger Ailes is the President of Fox News Channel. He once worked with Richard Nixon’s campaign aiding in his television appearances.

Sex Fact – The vibrator is stated to have been created as a medicinal treatment for hysteria in women. No shit.  The Museum of Sex in Manhatten says so.

Fox Fact – Bill O’Reilly is 6 ft 4 in.  When he was at Boston University, one of his classmates was Howard Stern, who is 6 ft 5 in.  (If you must know.)

Sex Fact – If you have 30 minutes of active sex you burn about 200 calories.  I’d like the 600 calorie version please.  Plus you burn 26 calories just for kissing for a minute.  Again, helping you out. Tell your lover it’s good for her/him! And remind them that semen only has about 5 calories per teaspoon. Again, just trying to help.

Fox Fact – Sean Hannity didn’t graduate college but has gone on to publish 3 best selling books, hosted his successful radio show since 2001 among many other accolades and awards. His maternal grandparents are from Ireland. A great American in my opinion.

Sex Fact – According to Listverse, “studies have shown that men who looked at porn of two men and one woman produced more sperm than those who looked at just women. Scientists speculate that seeing competition makes men step up their baby-making capacities.” This one doesn’t really surprise me all that much you dogs.

Fox Fact – Megyn Kelly has a law degree from Albany Law School and practiced law for 9 years before going in to journalism.  And she’s 40. That rocks.  Kimberly Guilfoyle also has a law degree and modeled for Macy’s print catalogs before graduating.

Sex Fact – According to a Fox News article online, Jenny Block reports “If getting down involves being tied up, the man is most often the one bound.” See, just like I said two days ago in my blog.  I’m not getting tied, I’m ONLY doing the tying now!

Fox Fact – Fox News is still the number one rated Cable News Network.

Sex Fact –  White women are the most likely to engage in anal sex, particularly if they also have a college degree. Hahahaha! I actually don’t even know what to say about that.  I’m telling you, A LOT more girls like it than you think.

And to wrap it up with more useless knowledge that you will oddly remember much longer than any of the really important stuff, 85% of women are very satisfied with their partner’s penis size.  See nothing to worry about.

Speaking of satisfaction, thanks Fox News for a very satisfying 15 years.  Looking forward to many more.

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