The Nominees for the 20 Sexiest Conservative Men in New Media Are…
The ladies have spoken so let the ego stroking begin!
Here are all of the nominees for the 20 Sexiest Conservative Men in New Media. A special thanks to all of you wonderful women and a “few good men” who can handle the truth and sent in nominations. To be fair, a few of the nominees may have had to be removed because they did not qualify as “new media” as per the judges requests. Hopefully you will find new people you didn’t know about before aside from the obvious gratuitous reasons.
This is in no certain order. Not even alphabetical. (Sorry, and yes I’m that lazy.)
For the record, comments are my own. The judges already have their lists and will not be persuaded by this patriotic American version of Bridget Jones “wanton sex goddess who’s not afraid of the wobbly bits.” (And special shout out to Twitter’s @somethingabtjen who submitted so many great nominees!)
The following guys fight their arses off for our Freedom! And THAT’S just sexy in my book. Congratulations one and all!
On with the objectifying!
1. John Brodigan ~ Twitter: @brodigan Site: http://righthookny.com/
John Brodigan is the host of The Right Hook on FTR Radio. He calls himself a cute cuddly rock God. With my own eyes I viewed a video created in Las Vegas by some seriously HAWT ladies attesting to the sexiness of Brodigan! The Rated-R republican and defender of liberty could be voted most likely to be chosen by Russell Crowe to enter the Colosseum with him. Thumbs up all around!
2. Josh Gillespie ~ Twitter: @JoshGillespie Site: http://www.joshgillespie.net/
Josh is the sexy host of Gillespie on FTRradio.com, founder of HoosierAccess.com & JoshGillespie.com I have yet to find a woman who doesn’t love the smoldering scruff. This Republican Strategist knows what’s right and is fighting like hell for our Freedoms. Chances are he could have given the “Freedom” speech even better than William Wallace! ”They can take our lives, but they can never take our FREEDOM!”
3. Stephen Kruiser ~ Twitter: @StephenKruiser Site: http://stephenkruiser.com/
Stephen is the host of Kruiser Control on PJTV.com Women often say the sexiest thing they find in a man is his sense of humor, well Stephen has no shortage of that. He’s a frequent quest on RedEye and the ladies do love him!! Fight the sexy fight Stephen!
4. Brandon Combs ~ Twitter: @combs_brandon Site: https://twitter.com/#!/combs_brandon
Want a slice of apple pie to go with this all American? Watch out ladies. Brandon is packing heat! He’s an officer at the Calguns Foundation. He also founded Cal-FFL which is a non-profit association of California-based firearms manufacturers, dealers, and collectors. And this Second Amendment Superman also serves on the board of the California Rifle and Pistol Association. Hopefully he has a permit for both the guns and the sexy!
5. Cpl. Beddoe ~ Twitter: @usmc81 Site: http://www.usmc81.com/
Marine, Native Texan and Dad extraordinaire, Cpl. Beddoe is one awesomely sexy Patriot! It seems like “sexy” and “marine” sort of go hand in hand any way. Oorah Cpl! He fights the good fight without apology and supports the troops via his amazing site. He serves this country with Faith, Honor and Dignity. A true American Hero! (Sexy hero!)
6. Jamie Chapman ~ Twitter: @Chapman_Jamie Site: http://www.imrightandyoucouldbe.blogspot.com/
Smart, stunningly handsome, the ladies spoke and we listened. Any man who doesn’t make any apologies for his strong political positions is freaking hot in my book! Preach it brother! He a conservative blogger who keeps on top of current events. Great recent post about breaking down Obamacare.
7. Tommy O’Connell ~ Twitter: @oconnell75thrr Site: https://twitter.com/#!/OConnell75thRR
Evidently being a Ranger does a body good. I’d like to interject a “holy God” right here but I should refrain. Tommy the Hawt spent 25yrs in the Army and 20yrs as a SpecOps 75th RANGER Rgt. He is a vocal defender of our Nation’s Freedom. I actually got a “rawr” from one of the ladies concerning Mr. O’Connell. Not certain what that means but I think it was good. I feel like I could add for him, “sexier than Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius!”
8. Demetrius Minor ~ Twitter: @dminor85 Site: http://demetriuspeaks.com/
Oh my Lord, a smile to make your heart melt and check out his style. Does he look like a charmer or what? You gotta love a man who can dress like that. The good news is that’s just the outer appearance. This man is smart, which just makes him sexy times 10! You go Denetrius, we are lucky to have you.
9. Chris Loesch ~ Twitter: @ChrisLoesch Site: http://www.danaradio.com/
All it took was watching the video created by Chris Loesch and Steven Crowder at CPAC for me to know Chris was freaking awesome. Then when you watch him fight the trolls on Twitter conjuring up the spirit of Breitbart, there’s not much more to say. I think Chris works feverishly at protecting our Constitution on a daily basis. Plus he’s married to the hottest woman in Conservatism. So he’s gotta mumble “It’s good to be the King” on occasion!
10. William Newton ~ Twitter: @wbdnewton Site: http://wbdnewton.com/
William is a true sexy “freedom fighter”. And I have to say I absolutely adore what one of the women who nominated him said. She said he is a true Renaissance man! Don’t you just love that? He is talented in so many ways. I can imagine he’s the type of man you would love to drink a glass of wine with and discuss European art, music or literature. Which is the same thing I think you could have done with any of our founders. Smart, sexy, American!
11. Ben Domenech ~ Twitter: @bdomenech Site: http://thetransom.org/
Holy God, smolder much? I really shouldn’t have had truth serum/wine before writing this. But seriously, does he have to walk around with a bat and knock the women away? So I guess God had to give him smokin’ hot looks but the brains and talent to back it all up. Ben is a sharp, astute writer. Erick Erickson with Redstate and CNN calls Ben’s site “Awesome”. Either way, you don’t want to miss anything he has to say.
12. Joel Pollak ~ Twitter: @JoelPollak Site: http://www.breitbart.com/
Joel is the Editor-in-Chief of Brietbart and quite frankly the man who changed my life by finding my blog. (A million thank yous!!) He’s the one that told Andrew and crew about me. Over and over again all I can think is how lucky we are to have him. But don’t fall for that charming smile ladies, he’s taken by the stunning Julia. I just adore this couple. Have you ever just rooted for people you don’t know? That’s how I feel. And I think we know why Julia is always photographed smiling and likewise for him I’m sure.
13. Brandon Darby ~ Twitter: @brandondarby Site: http://darbystranahan.com/
Brandon is a former FBI agent and a man fiercely carrying on the legacy of Andrew Breitbart. I’m pretty certain his smile would get him out of most sticky situations. He is battling the Left daily but does he let that throw him off for a minute? He laughs in the face of tyranny. Or at least as an outside observer I like to think he does. I sort of like to think of him as the American Watchman! Always on guard and ready to defend and protect but at his sacrifice. That’s called character.
14. Avik S. A. Roy ~ Twitter: @aviksaroy Site: http://blogs.forbes.com/aroy/
I actually just swooned. Avik is a Senior Fellow at the Manhattan Institute. Healthcare policy writer for Forbes & National Review. Romney advisor. Independent healthcare investment analyst. And this photo? Is it hot in here or is it just me? Avik is clever, perceptive, and artfully insightful in his writing. He’s the type of man that makes me want to childishly shout on the Hill, “our guys are smarter than your guys, and WAY hotter too!” I may be too mature to add a “neener, neener” on the end. But I just think he’s that cool.
15. Sooper Mexican ~ Twitter: @soopermexican Site: http://www.soopermexican.com/mexiblog/
Ola Hottie!!! Oh there is a mystery behind the mask. The ladies who nominated him said the way he has with words is what makes him sexy as hell. That’s gotta make a man feel good inside don’t you think? Sort of all-powerful! But this talented writer and cartoonist is smart too. And he makes us all laugh, which is my second favorite thing to do. He’s got some serious “mexy” going on!
16. Jerome Hudson ~ Twitter: @JeromeEHudson Site: http://jeromehudsonspeaks.weebly.com/
Well, if this whole conservative thing doesn’t work out, Jerome could just become a model for GQ! Just wow! But don’t let his amazing looks fool you, Jerome first received notoriety after the publication of his article “The Life of a Young Black Conservative,” which was picked up and featured in July 2009 as the top story on GlennBeck.com. He is a true defender of conservatism. And…wow!! My thesaurus doesn’t have another word for wow! Sorry.
17. Jimmie Bise ~ Twitter: @jimmiebjr Site: http://www.deliveryshow.com/
I’ll tell you something that makes a man freaking sexy, it’s when he has a true passion for something. And Jimmie has a passion for both politics and for music. And women LOVE passion. Just sayin’ wink, wink! We love you Jimmie, you are a true amazingly sexy patriot!
18. Dan Riehl ~ Twitter: @danriehl Site: http://www.riehlworldview.com/
I absolutely adore a man who doesn’t have any problem with mocking the size of Meghan McCain’s ass. Nothing gets a Conservative girl hotter. Dan has been around for a while giving the left and the right hell. And he does it in his own way which says he doesn’t mind standing apart to stand for the truth. Dan was recently quoted in both GQ and Playboy. I’m guessing he is doing something right! And personally, I think he has one of the best laughs I’ve ever heard! It’s absolutely infectious.
19. Stephen Green ~ Twitter: @vodkapundit Site: http://pjmedia.com/vodkapundit/\
Blue eyes that would make Paul Ryan jealous! When I finally meet Mr. Vodka Pundit I will be very upset if the words “shaken not stirred” don’t come out of his mouth. The PJ Media man, Denver edition, has got all the snark you can handle. God I love a sarcastic man. I’m fluent. And he cooks. And he swoons over his little ones. And has to bask in the glory of having all that talent. If he doesn’t stand in front of his mirror each morning and say “Who’s Awesome? You’re Awesome!” I will also disappointed! Stephen is an all around, sexy good guy!
20. Joe Erato ~ Twitter: @joeerato Site: http://conservativebreakdown.blogspot.com/
This father of four, that’s right I said four, has his sights set on Congress someday. He’s been a huge supporter of mine so give him some love back. Aside from being freaking hot, he’s a damned smart business man. Entrepreneurs that can make a business survive in Obama’s economy NEED to be running our country!
21. Josh Peterson ~ Twitter: @jdpeterson Site: http://dailycaller.com/
Josh is the Tech Editor for the Daily Caller. All though he is quite elusive, what’s not to love about a seriously deep thinker. He writes incredible stories of which I believe the most important are his warnings over the UN trying to control our internet. Which in turn, gets us thinking girls all worked up. And he has an incredible passion for music and a huge heart for protecting our country. He could do in 15, what it takes Jack Bauer 24 hours to do.
22. Fingers Malloy ~ Twitter: @fingersmalloy Site: http://www.fingersmalloy.com/
Fingers is a big-hearted bad boy! Is that the freaking perfect combination or what? This Harley riding hot hunk of man is the host of the Snark Factor on FTR Radio and one of the hardest working men we have in the movement. He brings a dose of wisdom, snark, passion and patriotism Mon – Thurs at 10pm EST. He is a gifted talent. And if Iron Man or Thor ever retired, I bet they’d call Fingers first to beg him to replace them.
Co-Creator of truthaboutbills.org who describes himself as a Center-Right Conservative who loves America, Suits and scotch. I think we have ourselves another Renaissance man ladies! There’s nothing sexier than a man who can sit down and knows how to order a lady a great single-malt scotch. (And I didn’t even make a “with a twist” joke there!) Keep writing and keep fighting and keep drinking scotch.
24. Pat Dollard ~ Twitter: @patdollard Site: http://patdollard.com/
I think Dollard stands for Danger. If I’m ever attacked and I could pick one person on the planet to show up and help me, pretty sure I’d choose Pat. I put him on the same level of awesomeness as Chuck Norris. They could just look at a bad guy and said bad guy would beat himself up just out of respect for them. Pat fights by posting the most current acts of daily tyranny. Seriously, the left just needs to run and hide. He’s been featured in Vanity Fair and is a former Hollywood talent agent. He also contributes to Brietbart.
25. Daniel J Mitchell ~ Twitter: @danieljmitchell Site: http://danieljmitchell.wordpress.com/
Dan is a senior fellow at the Cato Institute and writes one of my all-time favorite blogs. This is the only man who has ever made me use the left side of my brain happily through his awesome sense of humor and abnormally large intelligence of all things economic. Snark and sexy are a great mix. I think I put him top on my list for person I’d most like to sit down with a pitcher of beer and a chalk board so he could properly show me how statists are screwing up the world. Keep on keeping us informed Dan!!
26. Brandon Morse ~ Twitter: @cnservativepunk Site: http://misfitpolitics.co/
Brandon is the creator of the awesome Misfit Politics. We give him massive amounts of man points for going against the grain and opening up a whole new way of approaching politics. I love that he is fighting the fight against the stereotype of conservatism. That’s just hot!! Go Brandon!
27. Brooks Bayne ~ Twitter: @brooksbayne Site: http://thetrenches.us/
Brooks works long and hard at exposing lies. He doesn’t let up for a second. And perseverance and persistence are two of the most sexy attributes a Patriot can have. Just ask our founders! Abigail Adams would have thought he was smokin’! But like our founders that will be the only way to win this war! I equate him a little to Rambo, he’s not going to stop until the last man is out. And I think he’s the most likely man I would ever compliment by saying, “Nice job ripping that leftists head off!” That’s a man’s man. I bet he never met a pickle jar he couldn’t open. Fight on!
28. Brandon Kiser ~ Twitter: @brandonkiser Site: http://www.therightsphere.com/
A driven man is sexy as hell! Look at what this man has accomplished so far! He’s the founder of the Right Sphere and contributes to amazing sites like The Daily Caller and Red Alert. He’s claims to be a Pokemon master and is cuter than pikachu. He also like Emma Watson which leads me to believe he may just be a Harry Potter fan. At which point I would put him at number one on my list. If he knows all the unforgivable curses I would swoon.
29. Due to the nature of his work, this one has been removed. If you know who it was, and you nominated him, he was truly flattered. Keep fighting Patriot. We appreciate you!
30. Lachlan Markay ~ Twitter: @lachlanmarkay Site: http://blog.heritage.org/
Lachlan is a Devils fan so I try really hard not to fault him for that. (Go Rangers, and yes I’m still bitter.) But a man who loves Hockey should be given extra sexy points. But that’s not what makes Lachlan amazing. What does, is his penchant for exposing the truth. He does so through the Heritage foundation where he canvasses the left leaving no stone unturned. Lachan understands Liberalism can not deny the facts. And he presents them in the most compelling of ways. He’s another one I thank my lucky stars he does what he does.
31. Dave Bray ~ Twitter: @madisonrising Site: http://madisonrising.com
The judges decided to keep Dave Bray in the New Media running since he uses his website and his music as the platforms for his conservative message. And he spends a great deal of time on Conservative radio and talk shows. He’s fighting daily for the American culture. Which if you have been paying attention is a new front being tackled also by Glenn Beck attempting to take back the entertainment industry. This fighter for freedom banishes all Conservative stereotypes to which I say, AMEN and it’s about time! A conservative, sexy rocker. Whew.
32. Drew ~ Twitter: @figdrewton Site: https://twitter.com/#!/FigDrewton
I love a guy with a sense of humor and I have to admit it took me a minute to get his Twitter name, but once I did I couldn’t stop laughing. (Yes, I’m blonde people. I’m always the last one to get a joke) Drew is part of Americans for Prosperity Virginia, which is such an amazing group of Conservatives. On top of being ridiculously handsome, he’s a sharp conservative invested fully in protecting our Freedoms and our right to prosper. He’s a great person to stalk, I mean, follow on Twitter. (In my defense, I was just showing my friend on Twitter some of the nominees and please don’t block me.) But I’m glad we have Drew fighting for what is right!
33. Stephen Crowder ~ Twitter: @scrowder Site: http://www.youtube.com/stevencrowder
Stephen is a Fox News contributor, comedian, actor and writer. He’s ridiculously talented. It’s such a good thing that he uses all his powers for good and not for evil. Or at least I think he does. He’s a hottie rocking the right and making it damn fun for all of us!
34. C Steven Tucker ~ Twitter: @csteven Site: http://csteventucker.wordpress.com/
Steven is an expert in all things Obamacare. And if there ever was a time we needed him, this is it. He’s in the Health Insurance industry but fights to expose the truth behind this (insert curse word of choice here) bill. He and his beautiful eyes, are tea party conservatives. This fearless conservative fighter is exposing the real truth behind Obamacare. We are proud of the work he’s doing and are behind him all the way!
35. Adam Baldwin ~ Twitter: @adamsbaldwin Site: http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood
Oh please, Adam Baldwin kind of wrote the book on sexy didn’t he? And the fact he’s conservative too? So hot he makes a girl shout in latin, even if she doesn’t speak latin. This contributor to Breitbart and actor extraordinaire is just sexy, fun and cool. Really, I don’t think I can add anything to it other than I’m glad he is doing what he does!
36. Jim Pethokoukis ~ Twitter: @jimpethokoukis Site: http://www.aei-ideas.org/channel/pethokoukis/
One of my favorite things, that always makes me laugh, is listening to Rush Limbaugh butcher Jim’s name. But the fact that Rush is a fan of his just shows you how smart and great Jim is at what he does. He’s one of my favorite writers and the fact that he’s damn nice to look at, well I’m excited he was nominated for the list.
37. Javier Manjarres ~ Twitter: @thesharktank1 Site: http://www.shark-tank.net/
Oh to be considered “exotic”. I think Javier qualifies! He runs his great site from Miami, home of Mojitos and salsa dancing. Is it bad if I put salsa dance with Javier on my bucket list? This fighter for truth is on top of all things Conservative. He’s received endorsements from the likes of Marco Rubio and Michele Bachmann. He is definitely bringing the heat in more ways than one.
38. Mark Warner ~ Twitter: @mwarner95 Site:http://www.hoosieraccess.com/
The co-host of FTR Radio’s Gillespie and part of Hoosier Access, Mark is just funny as hell and defines awesomeness, with a side of awesome sauce! And was that you also in that Las Vegas video about Brodigan? Hmmmm? He says he wants to be Ron Paul when he grows up. (He may have not actually said that.) Keep bringing the sexy Mark!
39. Greg the Cajun Conservative! Twitter: @CajunConservatv Site: https://twitter.com/#!/CajunConservatv
Sometimes the sexy hotness can not be denied. Floods of nominations came in for the Cajun Conservative. He’s a Twitter conservative King and the ladies do love him. But he backs up his good looks with some serious smarts. You can typically find him at major Conservative Events and Conferences. And no that’s not instructions for you stalker ladies out there. Although, he might not mind!
Thank you again to one and all! Fight Patriots!! The war is not lost!