I can honestly say I have never been in a girl fight. Not unless you count those scantily clad pillow fights we always had at the Sorority house. I know some man out there is really going to believe it because he desperately wishes the rumors of girls having naked pillow fights to be true. We don’t randomly wrestle in Jello or mud either. Well, most don’t.
My sister on the other hand…
She was the wild one. I know! Right? When she moved out and I got her “big” room, the screens on the windows kept falling off from all the late night sneaking out sessions. Of course, by then our parents had become privy to the fact the escape plan was about to be passed down to me and proceeded to screw all the screens solidly on. Hence why I didn’t lose my virginity for so freaking long.
She actually got into a bar fight once and smashed a beer bottle over a girl’s head all “Road House” style! God I wish I had been there. You don’t mess with Texas and you don’t mess with her. She’s THAT cool. Whereas I’m a tall blond, she is a petite fiery red-head! She can beat any man on the planet at pool, cook the most amazing brisket ever. And this one time at band camp…no, not really.
But she and I rarely fought. Even with our 5 years difference. We just didn’t. And why? Because we are on the same team. Even when I screw up royally and she has to save my ass, she does. Or if she needs to tell me I’m being a complete idiot, she does that too. And yes, she NEVER let’s me live it down, but she NEVER sells me out to anyone else. Sisters in arms.
So why the HELL, is there a cat fight going on between Ann Coulter and Michelle Malkin?
I think it poses a serious question. Ronald Reagan’s 11th Commandment, as said during his 1966 campaign for Governor of California, is “thou shalt not speak ill of any fellow Republican.”
Ann Coulter, obviously known for saying whatever the hell she wants politically correct or not, criticized Sarah Palin as being a “novelty candidate” on” This Week with Troublemaker George Stephanopoulos”. Michelle Malkin, who obviously is known for saying whatever the hell she wants politically correct or not, took issue with Ann’s comments and blasted the skinny one with a critical article on her website.
She wrote, “‘Novelty candidate’ means an outside-the-Beltway, outside-the-establishment public servant who speaks from the heart, lives political and personal life on her own terms, and embodies all that Coulter’s best Hollywood friends like misogynist Bill Maher hate. Sometimes, the war on conservative women isn’t just being waged by the Left. This is a form of political fragging. Shame.”
I have a good friend that is a famous conservative writer. I met him on Twitter and didn’t have a clue who he was. I loved his writing and read his blog frequently. Then one day I saw an article of his published on a huge site. I was so excited for him I sent him a private message telling how good he did and too just keep it up! That’s when he informed me he was one of the top 10 conservative bloggers and frequently had anywhere up to 20,000 hits a day on his site. Yep. I’m an moron.
I have to say I’m actually glad I didn’t know he was famous. I would have been nervous and been a complete idiot aside from my regular everyday common idiocy. But he made a profound comment to me about how he tries hard to stay out of the DC loop, away from both sides in order to keep objectivity regardless of political affiliation. And he does. And he holds the right to a high standard.
I, on the other hand, rarely see shades of gray. I am a DOGMATIC loyalist. If you are on my side, even if you screw up, I got your back. It’s just how I roll. It only gets me in trouble when I date an ass. Then I ALWAYS stay too long.
But I struggle with this. I think if someone on the right is doing something illegal, immoral or just flat-out wrong, I should hold them to a higher standard than even I do with the left. But, I also never want to do more damage to our party and the perception of our party over a mere matter of opinion. I just can’t.
If you are on “our” side, then please, please, please don’t add to the war on conservative women. You don’t think we aren’t catching it hard enough? The left does NOTHING but attack and discredit us.
Just this week the Lt. Governor of Wisconsin Rebecca Kleefisch a wife, mother, and a cancer survivor has been viciously attacked by the Left. They’ve even gone after her children. Well, where the FUCK, are all these supposed #waronwomen MORONS now? Huh? (I know I said it. But it was a must this time.)
Breitbart reported quotes from a leftist radio show host as saying…
“I’m Rebecca Kleefisch. I perform fellatio on all the talk show hosts in Milwaukee. … I got colon cancer and I ran around the state [garbled] people.” (I’m not certain what garbled is, but I think it’s an insult.)
“I hope your husband is sleeping with your best friend.”
“I had heard at one point that Rebecca Kleefisch pulled a train (having sex with several men one after another) but that must’ve been a different story I was reading about.”
Think she will get an apology? Of course not. Have you heard of this? Have you seen this all over the news or on posters by the #WaronWomen group?
Of course not.
Conservative women don’t have time to point their arrows at each other. And the same goes with conservative men. EVEN CANDIDATES! This is about Obama and his lame-ass administration. That’s the focus. And I fully expect the Right to attack one of their own only when it is warranted by the reasons I listed above.
Now get out there and be nice, because if you’re not, I’m screwing the screens to you windows and you’re not going anywhere!
Hugs sis!! You are my angel! Well, with a devilish side!