A couple of years ago I had the privilege of going to South Beach with a guy I was seeing. We stayed at this absolutely amazing boutique hotel in the heart of SoBe.  The room was a beautiful two-story suite with a winding staircase to the second floor and  had its own private outdoor hot tub.  He had thought of everything.  He brought a really expensive, amazing bottle of champagne complete with blackberries, (my favorite) and music.

I was already soaking in the hot tub while he was running around getting everything just so, and then he started to step into the hot tub.  That’s when he slipped  in a sort of slo-mo spiral of death, falling head first into the water.  He was flailing under the water for a scant moment I think trying to get right side up and then suddenly he pops up out of the water, and without missing a beat, he suavely chokes out, “Bond, James Bond.”

If you can die from laughter, I was close.  And since laughing is my favorite thing to do on the planet, sorry to disappoint,  it’s going down as one of my all-time favorite moments.  A James Bond moment it wasn’t.  A perfect moment it was.

Well, evidently Obama assumes he also is in a Bond movie.  Although I would commit suicide before I ever considered Michelle a Bond girl.  *insert cat furball type hacking sound here*

Earlier this week I’m ashamed to say, I let something rather large slip past me.  Well, THAT sounds dirty.

And you know, it is dirty.  Obama was caught on a hot mic secretly speaking to the current Russian President Dmitry Medvedev.  In reference to missile-defense negotiations Obama quietly says, “On all these issues, but particularly missile defense, this, this can be solved, but it’s important for him to give me space.”

Medvedev replies, ““Yeah, I understand. I understand your message about space. Space for you…”

“This is my last election,” Obama reminds him, “After my election, I have more flexibility.”

And Medvedev reassured, “I understand. I transmit this information to Vladimir.”

The media presents this little exchange then rapidly informs us to just keep moving along.  Nothing to see here folks!!  And dammit, I fell for it.  At first any way.  It kept playing in my head and in my best Russian impersonation, ”I transmeat ze message forrr yuu to overlord Vladimir in his secret eeveeel lair”

It’s sounds like no big deal.  Probably because we have become so desensitized to President Obama violating so many laws and rules of standards, it just seems like an ordinary day.  An ordinary day where our President commits treason though?

I just watched a video and I highly recommend you do as well, on PJTV with the Vodka Pundit and the rest of the Trifecta and found myself shouting out loud, “OH MY GOD, HOW COULD I HAVE BLOWN OVER THIS?”  Yummy the neighbors dog barked in reply.  I think he’s upset too.

First of all, how nice of Obama to assume he is a foregone conclusion.  Like most women, Mr. Obama, you are NOT a foregone conclusion.

The Trifecta points out “in Article 3 Section 3 of the US Constitution, defines treason as adhering to our enemies giving them aid and comfort. Article 2, section 4 says treason is cause for impeachment.”

Vodka Pundit, Steven Green correctly identifies him as an “ego in a suit.”   Obama takes all the positions within his cabinet assuming he knows better than all of them, not to mention all of us.  He’s like the crazy Bond villain who has gone rogue and is basically making up his own society.   Who is he to negotiate missile defense with the Russians on his own accord without any involvement from his administration or the rest of our Governing parties?  News flash, HE’S NOT A DICTATOR HOLDING A HAIRLESS CAT. HE JUST WISHES HE WAS ONE.

And just like all Bond movies, the Russians are ALWAYS the bad guys. That doesn’t change.  They help Iran for God’s sake. How is this difficult to figure out? They aren’t Felix Leiter and no way do they have our backs. Sadly, the President knows that.  I never thought in my lifetime I would ever have to try to figure out whose side the American President is actually on.

I can tell you with great certainty, he isn’t on Israel’s side.   He treats them like 006, and they are completely expendable. That whole, “I got your back Israel”  was hilarious in comparison with his actions.   I was reminded in the middle of the night last night after some texts I received that sometimes it’s just words.  But then sometimes there is substance behind those words.

This is yet another incident  I don’t want to let slip past unnoticed. Like Joe Biden says, “this is a big fu**ing deal!”  Thank God for Vodka Pundits who keep things both shaken and stirred. (Yeah, I know it was bad. But I have to laugh or else I’m gonna cry)

Spread the word Patriots! We can’t let a person so void of character and substance to remain in office.

What? I spelled it the nice way.  I’ll let your minds run with whatever innuendo you want here.  There are some things I want to come quickly and frequently and other things I’d much rather skip all together.

As of yesterday, we now have the dubious honor of the highest corporate tax rate in the WORLD at 39.2%! Usually bigger is better but in this instance it’s the same as winning the tiny penis award.  In other words, not good! I guess size does matter after all.  The Japanese, who are known for having tiny penises (kidding people, I have no confirmation of this), ranked the highest previously at 39.5%, but they recently lowered it to 36.8% ,likely just to make us look bad.

Honestly, I believe Obama owns a copy of How to Create Jobs for Dummies and he does the exact opposite of everything in the book.

The Heritage Foundation warns of more hostile takeovers of American companies like that of Anheuser-Busch in 2008, when a Brazilian-Belgian company took over and laid off over 1800 workers. High corporate tax rates create a target rich environment for more hostile takeovers of American companies.

With heavy regulations, and the highest tax rate in the world, exactly HOW are corporations supposed to create jobs again?  Taxes and regulation have never ONCE fostered growth.   And to make the tiny penis even smaller, the Obama administration is plotting even more insidious, job-killing, corporate-fleeing, tax ‘em to death, measures.

Boob Biden, just last week,  mentions a new Global Minimum Tax.  WHAT?  COME AGAIN? (See the title wasn’t really bad after all huh?)

He said, “For years, American manufacturers have faced one of the highest tax rates in the world. We want to reduce that by over 20%. We want to drop the rate, particularly, for high-tech manufacturers like you, Mr. President, even further than the 20%. We want to create a global minimum tax, because American taxpayers shouldn’t be providing a larger subsidy for investing abroad than investing at home.”

Yes!!! Lowering the tax rate is good! But as with all things liberal, what they say is in their pants, really isn’t in their pants.   Heritage’s J.D. Foster explains, “His new proposal starts strong by reducing the federal corporate income tax rate to 28 percent from the current 35 percent. This is a good and long-overdue policy change. Regrettably, he marries rate reduction to a net corporate tax hike based in part on extending his policy to hammer and ultimately deconstruct U.S. multinational companies. The net effect is that his corporate tax reform would do more harm than good, representing yet another missed opportunity to help American workers.”

Bastards.

The President’s tax policy quite frankly sucks. (Sorry, I left my giant rockin’ thesaurus at home.) We are going from bad to worse.  We are way past laughable.  Tiny penises are not a laughing matter.  But why are we “punishing firms that seek new opportunities in growing markets by taxing their earnings in those developing markets even more heavily than they’re already taxed”?

It increases the likelihood that the “companies’ assets would go up for sale to overseas firms in order to escape the Obama tax penalty.”

Brilliant.  Really Mr. President. Good move. <——- To be lavished with extreme amounts of sarcasm.

I once assumed the President was just one enchilada short of a combination platter.  I have to remind myself, and fully recognize everything he does is done with intent and malice.  He doesn’t want to help American corporations.  He doesn’t want to create job growth.  And if you disagree with that, then explain to me why he has a choke hold on American companies.

And Obama friend and mentor Bill Ayers told a group of Marxist Occupiers just a few days ago, “I get up every morning and think, today I’m going to end Capitalism.”

They all have tiny dicks. And they sadly misjudge the size of our balls.  We won’t let this country fall. I know we won’t.  I believe in all of us and there is strength in numbers.  Yep, size matters, and we are HUGE!

All right, all right, pipe down John.  Make yourself a nice Margarita, have a seat and keep reading.  Here’s my take on Obozo’s Supreme Court comments.

I honestly have to say, I’ve taken this speech in bits and pieces.  Because every time I start to listen to it, I feel like kicking the cat.  So for the cat’s sake, I’ve rationed out bite sized morsels almost the entire day.  There are so many issues to his comments that one blog would never do.  So I’ll give you the dirty details, my version of Cliff’s notes, according to moi.

My very first impression was what a bunch of lies, cheap shots and Chicago bully politics.  I guess you can take the politician out of Chicago but you can’t take the Chicago out of the politician.  On Monday, April 2nd, the President commented on the Affordable Care Act, a.k.a. Obamacare, with grand arrogance.

“Ultimately, I am confident that the Supreme Court will not take what would be an unprecedented, extraordinary step of overturning a law that was passed by a strong majority of a democratically elected Congress. And I’d just remind conservative commentators that, for years, what we have heard is, the biggest problem on the bench was judicial activism,  or a lack of judicial restraint, that an unelected group of people would somehow overturn a duly constituted and passed law, Well, this is a good example, and I’m pretty confident that this court will recognize that and not take that step.”

“Unprecedented”?  Isn’t that what the supreme court does? They overturn stuff, they uphold stuff, they go out for dim-sum.  It’s just what they do.  Oh, but THIS is Obama’s baby, hence “unprecedented”.

Take into account these words were spoken by a Constitutional Law professor, and Harvard Law grad.  This Act so overtly unconstitutional it’s shameful.  It’s all about the politics of the situation. It has NOTHING to do with actually getting people affordable health care.

His idea of the Constitution has nothing to do with our Constitution. Just because you call a dildo, a hot hunk of man, does NOT make it a real live man. Trust me, I’ve tried.  It’s a cheap imitation of the real thing.  And personally, I don’t even think it really is worth it, even in a pinch.

Obama calls it Constitutional. And just because he speaks the words, he expects it to be so. His strong words show an attempt to pressure the courts into making the “right” decision, which is HIS view and his view only.  The problem is that his view goes completely against our founding fathers and the founding documents.   It opens the Pandora’s box of socialism.

This decision is paramount.  It either opens the door to massive amounts of Government control and fully diminishes the Constitution.  If struck down, the Constitution lives to fight another day.

But worse yet, how dare you peasants even question it?  Especially if you are merely “unelected”!  I guess that means you are not a part of the Arian race of elected officials.

Ok, I’m not a lawyer, just a conservative blogger with an over active libido, but it is my understanding that judicial activism is when you are writing new law not overturning a law.  Rush Limbaugh said Monday, “This is not judicial activism if they overturn it.  It’s supporting the law.  It’s confirming the law.”

And this whole “strong majority” my ass. It wasn’t a large majority.  Obama is better at the art of hyperbole and revisionist history thinking than even I am.  To be honest, you have to look at comments such as these as nothing short of brilliance.  Obama has proven he is highly adept in his art of persuasion.  He is able to comment with absurd confidence which sells his words with uncanny blind acceptance. He’s able to shape public opinion easily and succinctly.  God I hate that.  But he’s good at it.  The House passed the Senate version of ObamaCare by a vote of 219 to 212 with over 30 democrats breaking from their party to vote against the bill.  The vote was 60-39 in the Senate.

The President continued…”I’m confident that this will be upheld because it should be upheld, and again, that’s not just my opinion.  That’s the opinion of a whole lot of constitutional law professors and academies and judges and lawyers who have examined this law, even if they’re not particularly sympathetic to this particular piece of legislation or my presidency.”

And why is he so confident?  I go back and forth on this like most Conservative commentators and writers.  The Pollyanna in me says the mandate will be found unconstitutional and struck down.  Without the mandate I’m not quite certain how the rest will funded, oh yeah, more high taxes and then he will blame the GOP.  Which as you have likely heard is now going to cost almost double from what Obama sold in his original bill of goods to the American people.  Again, that is easily forgiven and swept under liberal media rugs.

Of course, there is speculation that the vote was secretly revealed to Obama hence his arrogance as he slammed the Supreme Court with veiled threats.  But I think that point is moot.  It is whatever it is.  I don’t think his bully tactics will work.  I don’t know about you, but if someone has a bumper sticker to the effect of “don’t ride my ass” or something of the like, I do it just for fun.  People don’t like to be told what to do or how to do it.  Even if the President of the United States is the one telling you.

It could also be struck down and Obama play the victim/underdog to reignite a divisive reelection campaign.  Also a brilliant strategy.

To me, this simply revealed more insight into his character.  He is a narcissist. Criticism and questioning is not an option in his world.  I believe it’s the reason he becomes so belligerent in certain situations.  He can’t understand anyone believing differently. His comment, “it will be upheld, and it should be upheld…and that’s not just my opinion” sum the entirety of his comments fully.  He says the dildo is real and he wants you to blindly believe even though everything inside you tells you it isn’t.  (I promise, I just literally laughed loud enough to freak the cat out over that one.)

To be continued in June….

Obama continues his PMS tour of speeches this week by attacking an entire Branch of Government on Monday and then slamming my blue-eyed sexy muse of a Congressman, Paul Ryan and his budget on Tuesday.  And I’ve been away from the news today, but I’m still certain someone still got raked over the coals.

Oh my God I love a man that gets things done.  You know like, oh I don’t know, say, BUDGETS!!  WaPo, who drives me NUTS, published a video showing  Paul Ryan LAUGHING in the face of Tyranny.  Ok, laughing off  Obama’s budget criticism.  Oh my God, I love a man that can laugh off Scary Barry!! (See, I stole it and used it @Dehneh1 and I will pay no royalties, maniacal laugher here.)

Obama called the budget a “Trojan Horse.”  First of all, COME ON MR. PRESIDENT!  At least make me work for it just a little bit. You don’t really have to set me up that good.  Really. I good at this and somehow I can turn anything in Politics into some sort of sexual innuendo. I consider this a gift.

And it’s a Trojan all right, but the real live latex kind that is trying to protect us all! They criticize that it will be the death of Medicare.  News flash morons, Medicare is going to collapse if you don’t do something about it.  And social security and who the hell knows what else. And if you don’t like it fine, it’s a lump of clay, so mold it and fix it and then pass it.  We are over three years without the DEMOCRATIC SENATE passing a budget.  And if they don’t like it, do they offer any kind of option?  It’s rhetorical but feel free to shout out HELL NO!!!

Of course Obama doesn’t appreciate any deep cuts to entitlement programs. It’s his voter base.  Ticklish, one of my awesome readers, made a great comment a couple of days ago and said “If you have a pie cut in four slices and the person in charge says, Do a certain chore and you get a slice! Or, you can not do a chore and get a slice too! Of course, nobody will bother doing a chore. The other problem with the whole “fair share” thing is that only makes sense if whatever is being divided belongs to everyone involved. Yes, if the pie belongs to all of us, it should be divided equally. But the pie doesn’t belong to all of us. It belongs to the pie owner. And it’s up to the pie owner what to do with the pie. He can eat it himself. He can give it away if he feels like it. He can sell it whole. Or he can sell slices. But it sure as hell doesn’t have to be divided equally between everyone it doesn’t belong to.” 

He also called us radical, again, yawn.  Then said it is “thinly veiled social Darwinism”.  My immediate response to this was, “I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT AM I?”

Are you flipping kidding me? (Aren’t you proud of me? I’m trying to give up saying the word fuck because it’s my favorite word and makes me laugh but most don’t get that.  I’m gettin’ there!)

Social Darwinism is going to be the new Leftist term.  Get ready for it, because we are going to hear a lot about it.  Wikipedia, which I usually like to avoid because I think a lot of it is written by college age drunk guys, define Social Darwinsim as the “notions of struggle for existence being used to justify social policies which make no distinction between those able to support themselves and those unable to support themselves.”

The President said, “It’s antithetical to our entire history as a land of opportunity and upward mobility for everyone who’s willing to work for it — a place where prosperity doesn’t trickle down from the top, but grows outward from the heart of the middle class, gutting the very things we need to grow an economy that’s built to last — education and training; research and development — it’s a prescription for decline.”

I swear to God he really said that.  How the HELL is anyone going to even have a chance at upward mobility if he keeps killing business and the economy.  Don’t give me the crap that the economy is getting better.  It’s NOT! Just last week Bernanke even made comments on how “fragile” the jobs market was.  And that it was “out of sync” whatever the hell that means, with the economy.

Any time Obama opens his mouth on anything to do with the economy is an iPhone picture-taking moment so you can laugh about it the rest of the day.  He has increased our debt to almost ALL of the previous Presidents…wait for it….COMBINED!! BOOM!

With all due respect, SHUT YOUR MOUTH.  Obama’s economic policies is our National cyanide.  It’s killing us.

And I know, Paul Ryan.  You frequently ask me, really?  It’s the kind of Adrian Brody sexy.  Not particularly Cary Grant, but the confidence, like laying Halle Barry back and planting one straight on her mouth (Brody, not Ryan)  Ahhhh.

And the eyes. Dear holy God the eyes.  Yes, I’m stopping now. I need a cold shower anyway!

Read more: http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0412/74760.html#ixzz1r6Ptgn7l

If you exclude any of the Kardashians, the last person on earth I would ever want to be is Jay Carney.  Carney, in case you don’t already have a poster of him on your dart board next to Holder,  is the White House Press Secretary.  Which, essentially, operates as the mouth piece to the media on behalf of the President and the President’s actions.

Now, if you have an honest President, who say, ISN’T a closet communist, the job would be hard.  But if you DO, the job is likely damn hard and you probably drink  yourself to the point of passing out nightly, just to “make the bad journalists go away”.

Having to answer for the President and his daily bone-headedness would suck eggs.  That’s frankly the best way to describe it.  I always picture Jay Carney as the Albino monk Silas, from The DiVinci Code, who likely has to practice self-flagellation rituals nightly.

None-the-less Carney is a spin Doctor.  And it’s frustrating when he can twist things to appear as some sort of alternate reality thus usually keeping the President ‘off the hook’ so to speak.  It somehow then becomes seemingly a game of strategy to get the administration and his mouth piece to answer with truths, not spin.

Ed Henry, the senior White House Correspondent for Fox News, kept Carney completely twisted this week during the White House briefing.  First of all I have to say, I LOVE that “we” have Henry, who came from CNN.  To me that in of itself makes me say, “neener, neener, we win!”  And yesterday proved exactly why.

A great article at Examiner.com explains, “You just have to love the way FOX News reporter, Ed Henry, used White House Press Secretary Jay Carney’s own twisted tongue, to tie him in knots during the regular press briefing yesterday. Henry was not going to allow a single, false Obama phrase to go unchallenged before the media.”

And this all has to do with the Presidents bully comments to the Supremes this past week and his error in speaking of judicial review.  This caused 5th circuit court Judge Jerry Smith, who has to have the biggest set of balls ever and can fully expect an IRS audit this year,  ”to demand a three-page, single-spaced “legal brief,” by 1:00 pm ET yesterday, indicating that President Obama understands the court’s right of judicial review, and ability to strike down, any federal statutory law, specifically naming “Obamacare.”

Holder complied and delivered the letter. Of course, it was all still “the game”.  And Carney is the one having to answer for all of this.

Even CBS Reporter Bill Plante bluntly told White House Press Secretary Jay Carney today that President Obama’s Supreme Court comments on Monday were an “obvious misspoken moment,” and that Carney was “standing up there twisting yourself in knots because he made a mistake, and you can’t admit it.”

Insert childish giggle here!

Everything is a game.  Just different stakes.

Even with men.  And you guys will probably be a lot like Carney and never admit to this, but you know I’m right.  The guys that I ignore are the ones that continue to pursue with great fervor.  The ones I like and enjoy talking to are the ones that keep their distance.  I heard it described brilliantly once.  Evidently, you men, still have that hunting thing about you.  You love sport! You love the chase. If someone put a moose head on your doorstep, you would say “ewww”.  But if you went with a group of your buddies into the wild to chase moose, you would fight like hell to get it, and eventually with great pride hold a bloody moose head up for photos and make it your Christmas Card photo!

And that’s the exact same reason, or so I hear, cough, cough, that when women immediately sleep with a guy they run like lightning.  Game over!  Unless the sex of course is mind-blowing then they text you a lot in the middle of the night.  Again, so I’ve heard.

It’s not right or wrong.  It just is what it is.

I tweeted yesterday that I schooled a Ferrari in my Volkswagen in morning traffic yesterday.   I commented I didn’t think he was trying.   But in all honesty he was.  If we had been out on a wide open road I probably would have wondered what the red fuzzy blur was that just passed me.  BUT, I grew up driving in Dallas.  Driving is nothing more than competition. Oh sure, you thought it was to get you from point A to B! Nope!!

We were in traffic.  I’m terribly impatient in traffic.  But I look at it as a game.  I pick cars I have to beat.  Yes!!!! I know I need therapy.  That’s beside the point.  But I picked the Ferrari who was desperately changing lanes.  He’d get ahead, but I wouldn’t panic.  I sat back and anticipated everyone’s next move.  I’m actually REALLY good at that.  I take all of it in.  All the cars, all the “types” of drivers and I strategize.   Sometimes it feels like you are losing.  But you have to just be patient for the right opening.  And when it does, it’s big, and you go!

By the time I turned off to my destination.  The Ferrari, was behind me. I win!!!

The same is happening now. We feel like we are stuck in the slow lane and we are being schooled by the flashy Ferrari Obama Administration.  We are not losing.  We are strategizing.  And we are waiting. If you give someone enough rope, they will hang themselves.  It’s already begun.

Game on my friends. Time to win back our country.

My sister on the other hand…

She was the wild one.  I know! Right?  When she moved out and I got her “big” room, the screens on the windows kept falling off from all the late night sneaking out sessions.  Of course, by then our parents had become privy to the fact the escape plan was about to be passed down to me and proceeded to screw all the screens solidly on. Hence why I didn’t lose my virginity for so freaking long.

She actually got into a bar fight once and smashed a beer bottle over a girl’s head all “Road House” style!  God I wish I had been there.  You don’t mess with Texas and you don’t mess with her.  She’s THAT cool.  Whereas I’m a tall blond, she is a petite fiery red-head!  She can beat any man on the planet at pool, cook the most amazing brisket ever.  And this one time at band camp…no, not really.

But she and I rarely fought. Even with our 5 years difference.  We just didn’t.  And why?  Because we are on the same team.  Even when I screw up royally and she has to save my ass, she does.  Or if she needs to tell me I’m being a complete idiot, she does that too.  And yes, she NEVER let’s me live it down, but she NEVER sells me out to anyone else.  Sisters in arms.

So why the HELL, is there a cat fight going on between Ann Coulter and Michelle Malkin?

I think it poses a serious question. Ronald Reagan’s 11th Commandment, as said during his 1966 campaign for Governor of California, is “thou shalt not speak ill of any fellow Republican.”

Ann Coulter, obviously known for saying whatever the hell she wants politically correct or not, criticized Sarah Palin as being a “novelty candidate” on” This Week with Troublemaker George Stephanopoulos”.  Michelle Malkin, who obviously is known for saying whatever the hell she wants politically correct or not, took issue with Ann’s comments and blasted the skinny one with a critical article on her website.

She wrote, “‘Novelty candidate’ means an outside-the-Beltway, outside-the-establishment public servant who speaks from the heart, lives political and personal life on her own terms, and embodies all that Coulter’s best Hollywood friends like misogynist Bill Maher hate. Sometimes, the war on conservative women isn’t just being waged by the Left. This is a form of political fragging. Shame.”

I have a good friend that is a famous conservative writer.  I met him on Twitter and didn’t have a clue who he was.  I loved his writing and read his blog frequently.  Then one day I saw an article of his published on a huge site.  I was so excited for him I sent him a private message telling how good he did and too just keep it up!  That’s when he informed me he was one of the top 10 conservative bloggers and frequently had anywhere up to 20,000 hits a day on his site.  Yep. I’m an moron.

I have to say I’m actually glad I didn’t know he was famous.  I would have been nervous and been a complete idiot aside from my regular everyday common idiocy.   But he made a profound comment to me about how he tries hard to stay out of the DC loop, away from both sides in order to keep objectivity regardless of political affiliation. And he does. And he holds the right to a high standard.

I, on the other hand, rarely see shades of gray.  I am a DOGMATIC loyalist.  If you are on my side, even if you screw up, I got your back. It’s just how I roll.  It only gets me in trouble when I date an ass.  Then I ALWAYS stay too long.

But I struggle with this.  I think if someone on the right is doing something illegal, immoral or just flat-out wrong, I should hold them to a higher standard than even I do with the left.  But, I also never want to do more damage to our party and the perception of our party over a mere matter of opinion.  I just can’t.

If you are on “our” side, then please, please, please don’t add to the war on conservative women.  You don’t think we aren’t catching it hard enough?  The left does NOTHING but attack and discredit us.

Just this week the Lt. Governor of Wisconsin Rebecca Kleefisch a wife, mother, and a cancer survivor has been viciously attacked by the Left. They’ve even gone after her children.  Well, where the FUCK,  are all these supposed #waronwomen MORONS now?  Huh?  (I know I said it. But it was a must this time.)

Breitbart reported quotes from a leftist radio show host as saying…

“I’m Rebecca Kleefisch. I perform fellatio on all the talk show hosts in Milwaukee. … I got colon cancer and I ran around the state [garbled] people.” (I’m not certain what garbled is, but I think it’s an insult.)

“I hope your husband is sleeping with your best friend.”

“I had heard at one point that Rebecca Kleefisch pulled a train (having sex with several men one after another) but that must’ve been a different story I was reading about.”

Think she will get an apology?  Of course not.  Have you heard of this?  Have you seen this all over the news or on posters by the #WaronWomen group?

Of course not.

Conservative women don’t have time to point their arrows at each other.  And the same goes with conservative men. EVEN CANDIDATES! This is about Obama and his lame-ass administration.  That’s the focus. And I fully expect the Right to attack one of their own only when it is warranted by the reasons I listed above.

Now get out there and be nice, because if you’re not, I’m screwing the screens to you windows and you’re not going anywhere!

 

Hugs sis!! You are my angel! Well, with a devilish side!

I’ve began to notice an inadvertant catch phrase appearing on the blog.  If you are a regular reader, you already know. I actually have to try NOT to say it, but the more I see the insanity within our Government and current administration, it just sort of, well, slips out.

Are you fucking kidding me?  Too bad you can’t actually hear the ramped up sarcasm and disdain in my voice.  But as I research daily, especially yesterday, I found myself repeating the phrase on numerous occasions.  And being the good little naughty political blonde writer I am, will now share them.  The only warning is to make certain you are standing far from brick walls so as to not bang your head in a damaging manner.  Might I suggest keeping a nice large pillow near by for inadvertant screaming.  It works well for me.  And I will also warn you that, once you introduce this phrase into your daily vocabulary it arises at the most inopportune times. For instance, you are at 5 Guys Burger and Fries and you realize a large fry has almost 1300 calories and so you shout out, “ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?”  You will begin to morph into Tony Soprano.  Fuggeda ’bout it!

I watched a story months and months ago about a man living as an “adult baby”. My first reaction was, yeah that’s nothing new. (hahaha! Sorry guys! It begged me to.) But this man was, REALLY living as a baby.  Diapers. (ew) Bottles. Pacifiers.  He even had a female roommate that played up the part and would spoon feed him etc.  Which is fine, knock yourself out mother fucker.  The story is creepy at best until you realize he is living on disability checks.  We are paying for him to play baby all day.

So, Sen. Tom Coburn from Oklahoma, also sees the story and has it investigated because of this baby bastard receiving Government money.  Now take note, this baby has serious woodworking skills and he also organized and built a web site for other people into the baby thing and bed wetting thing, etc. (double ew!) But last time I checked, those are skills that can earn a living.

He undergoes an investigation for his disability status and this week it was determined, nope he’s good, he can keep receiving his benefits.  And on top of that, he is seeking an apology from Sen. Tom Coburn for causing all of this distress and making the last months of his roommate’s life, suckish.  She passed away in July.

Are you fucking kidding me?  He is living off of our money.  Even though he can work.  And he wants an apology. Wow.  What also infuriates me about it, is the fact that all these military men and women are so close to losing their jobs because of funding, but we will support and asshole like this.

Adult Baby Asshole Article Here

 

This may not surprise you, but what does surprise me is that there is once again, no outcry.  Permits filed with the City of Orlando in Florida show who is behind Occupy Orlando.

“A lawyer linked through the Council on American Islamic Relations to Hamas and the Muslim Brotherhood has been identified as the driving force behind the Occupy Orlando protests that have been staged in Johnson Park, according to a video report from Tom Trento of the Florida Security Council and the United West.”

If you thought the Muslim Brotherhood was just something about to take over Libya, you’re wrong.  More agenda alive and well and thriving in America.  This article is actually even more shocking when you see who this Attorney actually is, and his demonstrated radicalism. If you can please take time to read it.
Read more:Look who’s behind uprising in Orlando http://www.wnd.com/?pageId=358141#ixzz1bPfRt0m1

This week Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid made the comment that “private-sector jobs have been doing just fine” and that the focus should be on saving public sector jobs.  I know.  There. There. Just scream into your pillow.  I read that little ditty in an article about Austan Goolsbee, the former economic adviser to the Obama administration, who is now stating the “Cash for Clunkers” deal wasn’t so smart after all.  He mentions how the administration “misjudged” how quickly the country would recover from the economic collapse.   And is quoted as disagreeing with the Harry Ried comment.
Read more: http://www.politico.com/news/stories/1011/66447.html#ixzz1bPgwUjW9

And, because I want you to have a good weekend.  Here’s a good “are you fucking kidding me?”  Mainly because I think it is smart marketing and great idea.  It’s an ice cream truck business a woman started in Miami.  @floridajayhawk from Twitter sent me the link.  It just shows you what someone can do with a great idea, who knows their niche market and can turn that idea into profit. Jayhawk also mentioned he wondered if he could walk up and ask for “free licks”.  I encouraged him to do so.  I’ll let you know what happens!  http://www.aphrodisiacicecream.com/

 

I will be blogging this weekend, so I hope you return.  And have a fabulous weekend in this damn fine country we are so privileged to live in.0

 

Conspiracy theorist rejoice! I have a feeling you will send me emails riddled with “I told you so!”  But if I were going to take over the world, I think I’d do it like this.

First of all, as a skilled narcissistic controller, who usually appears very likable and charming, I would plot my long-term agenda and have the patience of Mother Theresa to carefully advance my plans.  Because I know if you put a frog in a pot of water on the stove and slowly turn up the heat, he won’t jump out and eventually will die, because he hardly notices the water getting warmer.  I KNOW! So macabre!

If I came right out and started blatantly taking away people’s rights, they’d catch on.  And fast.  They would jump out of the pot. But, if I slowly and methodically began removing people’s rights, and manipulated them into thinking it was for their own good, and they began to not only buy into that ideology but defend it, the water would be getting oh so hot by then.  They’d be stuck in the pot slowly losing everything and I’ve convinced them to like it!!

My first order of business would be to make them dependent on me.  Because if I can give it to them, I can take it away from them too.  Even more importantly, I could even just simply imply I would take it away from them in order to get them to do what I wanted.  I would ALWAYS use the carrot or the stick method.

The carrot to make promises to them, that if they would only do what I want, they would have great reward.  Shhhhh don’t tell them the reward will never come.  Or I would use the stick to punish them when they didn’t comply.

I would start making them dependent on me with really big things.  Like food, healthcare, fuel and birth control just for fun.  Maybe then I could even eventually control how many children I would allow them to have.

I would begin positioning my forces.  I’d stock up with 750 million rounds of .40 caliber hollow point ammunition.  I would even get identification numbers on receipts when people purchase large amounts of ammo so I know who they are and where they live.  (Have you noticed that when you buy a larger pack of  ammo?  Look on the bottom of your receipt.)

I would also begin to position myself to take the guns from every day American citizens.  My actions would be careful. I would begin with anti-gun rhetoric.  But by now most people would only look at my words and not my actions.

I would begin to interfere with their ability to have access to media I can’t control.  I would immediately create a way kill their access to the internet if I so chose to do.  I would use any means necessary to discredit any type of conservative talk radio or bloggers.

I’d create chaos and divisiveness.  I would do this among the races, the sexes and the classes.

I would also begin to control their children.  Not just by indoctrinating them but by what they ate, what they learn in school and even not allow them to work on their family farms.  That way, they don’t have the skills or work ethics.  They would rely on me for everything.  Just as it should be.

I’d also begin to attack religion.  It would be just for another form of complete control.

I’d also hire a shirtless Daniel Craig to bring me Diet Cokes all day. (Holy Mother of God!) But that one really might just be me.

And then I’d wait. Everything would be in place.  I would work at getting re-elected, so I would have no reason to hold back anymore.

Then I would push hard for all my plans to go into effect.  I would disregard the Supreme Court and Congress (Thanks Mike for commenting yesterday on this! It’s so true.) I would make executive orders my best friend.  Who’s going to challenge me?  No one has yet.  Why would they now?

Short of the American people rising up to stop me, my plans should move along quite smoothly!  Now, I think I’ll take yet another vacation, play yet another round of golf and have a beer.  Looks like I’ve earned it.

 

~ Great, now I’m going to have nightmares with the exception of the Daniel Craig part.  This man scares me.

I grew up flying.  My Dad had a small Cessna that we would fly around in all the time.  One night we went to look at Christmas Lights over this neighborhood in Dallas that is known for being fully decked out in tacky light glory. It’s beautiful from the air.  On our way home we hit a front that was coming in.  The plane began to shake violently and he fought it like a bucking bull.  Staying upright was difficult.  My Dad who was always Mr. Cool made the comment, “Wow, we better get this baby down IF we can.”

It was the only time in my life my Dad looked really worried.  I was ok until I saw him panic.  I just cried in disbelief.  We made it down somehow by the grace of God.

But this past week I heard Rush Limbaugh say something with such conviction.  He said he was really worried and scared about all this going on.  AND he sounded worried.  I know some of you hate Rush.  But you must have some respect for his insight and uncanny ability to calls things long before they occur.  I felt the exact same way I did that night in the plane.  Scared.

Obama frequently does things that seem shocking to us.  When you place them side by side, it looks like a big pile of dynamite laying on top of the constitution.  Obama is holding the lighter.

God help us all.

What a complete load of bull-hockey! (Isn’t that a word?) I’ve mentioned that I am on the DCCC email list because I am sick and masochistic.  Signing up to receive Democratic propaganda is the Republican version of being an emotional cutter.  I don’t know why I do it, I just have to.

So I get this email that says “Vile” in the subject box.  It goes on to talk about how the Republicans are continuing the “War on Women Crusade” by vowing to get rid of Planned Parenthood among other things.  So evidently this morning people like Eric Cantor, Marco Rubio and Paul Ryan woke up and said. Oh my God! We hate women and we must destroy them.  Give me a flippin’ break.

And a follow-up email actually said that Republicans want women to get the shit beat out of them. They didn’t use those words but they said that Republicans want women to suffer at the hands of Domestic violence and do away with the Violence Against Women Act (VAWA).  And we wonder why the hell there is such a great divide between parties.  They work tirelessly day and night at fanning the flames of divisiveness.

FOR THE RECORD! Republicans DO NOT want to do away with the Violence Against Women Act (VAWA).

 ”Nobody opposes the reauthorization of this legislation,” Jon Kyl of Arizona, the second-ranking Senate Republican, told CNN. “If you follow the Judiciary Committee work on it, the questions had to do with the additions that have been made to this bill related to illegal immigrant visas, related to the additional sums of money and grants that would be available and the like.

Senator Jeff Sessions is quoted on CNN as saying…

“I’m always for the Violence Against Women bill,” said Sessions who voted for a GOP alternative bill that was defeated in the Democratic-majority Judiciary Committee. But he said every time VAWA is up for reauthorization, “if you don’t agree with everything that’s in it, they just attack you as being anti-women.”

When will the Republicans stop being on the defense and go on the offense?  Nothing is ever won by just playing defense. They need to get this out there now and make it very clear what it is they support or do not support.  But this “war on women” bullshit rhetoric has GOT to be shot down. Republicans WANT women to keep their rights. That is freedom my friends. The Democrats want to crawl in my bed with me. Um, ew. Not gonna happen even if they provide me a free lobster dinner.  Which I’m sure is next and the Republicans will claim, “We’re not paying for your Lobster” to which the Democrats will blast out emails stating, “Republicans want women to starve to death.”

Head. Desk.

Read more at CNN Politics: http://www.cnn.com/2012/03/15/politics/senate-vawa-accusations/index.html

So, in case you didn’t know, Obama is a Christian.

Yeah, I know. Shocker.

But hey he could say the same about me! So this isn’t to stand in judgment or be the first to cast stones for whomever is without sin, but it is to show that Obama is a flipping dirty little liar. It’s to the point now where I try to see where he ISN’T lying. It’s much less exhausting.

Obama has always had that bizarre Narcissism about him where I really do think he believes he is enlightened somehow. He’s called himself the 4th best President ever. He’s likened himself to Gandhi and Nelson Mandella.   For reals. I shook my head too.

I read on Godfather Politics an interview from 2004 with Cathleen Falsani talking to Obama about his Christian faith.

ALSANI: “Do you believe in heaven?”

OBAMA: “Do I believe in the harps and clouds and wings?”

FALSANI: “A place spiritually you go to after you die?”

OBAMA: “What I believe in is that if I live my life as well as I can, that I will be rewarded. I don’t presume to have knowledge of what happens after I die. But I feel very strongly that whether the reward is in the here and now or in the hereafter, the aligning myself to my faith and my values is a good thing.

When I tuck in my daughters at night and I feel like I’ve been a good father to them, and I see in them that I am transferring values that I got from my mother and that they’re kind people and that they’re honest people, and they’re curious people, that’s a little piece of heaven.”

FALSANI: “Do you believe in sin?”

OBAMA: “Yes.”

FALSANI: “What is sin?”

OBAMA: “Being out of alignment with my values.”

FALSANI: “What happens if you have sin in your life?”

OBAMA: “I think it’s the same thing as the question about heaven. In the same way that if I’m true to myself and my faith then that is its own reward; when I’m not true to it, it’s its own punishment.”

Godfather Politics explains it perfectly, “Christianity clearly teaches that sin is man’s disobedience of God.  Because of man’s sin, man only has the right to go to Hell which is why we need a Savior.  The Savior is Jesus Christ who as God came to earth in the form of a man, lived a sinless life, was crucified on the Cross for OUR sins, died, was buried and the rose from the dead and ascended into heaven where He prepares a place for us.”

Trust me, any Christian that has claimed to spend “20 years” in a christian church will easily answer the questions Falsani posed almost identically in alignment with true Christian doctrine.

I also hate I don’t have a reference for this. But somewhere recently, I also read that since Obama was at one time a Muslim, that the Muslim world still views him as such.

Great. *rolls eyes*

Read more:

Barack Obama: “Sin is Being Out of Alignment With My Values” – Godfather Politics

http://godfatherpolitics.com/4096/barack-obama-sin-is-being-out-of-alignment-with-my-values/#ixzz1pKHfUWPK